Greetings Travelers
The Guy is here, angry as hell and twice as ugly, I've been on holiday and i plan to retreat soon, i just needed something to get off my massively sexy chest (lies).
Now cussing David Cameron and his bitch Nick Clegg is the 'IT' thing since those bell-ends came (no pun)
into power in 2010, don't get me wrong, nothing makes me smile more then saying ' David is a fuckturd and his wife is a eton bike' that and fat people falling over
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| I HAVE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP |
BUT! it can get repetitive and boring when people just say thing without the facts, just like all those people who back in 2009 when the volcanic ash was settling on baby's lungs, some people thorght it was more of a trending social exprerance or a consperacy, oh, i'm stuck i can't make it to the barbecue because that DARN volcanic ash, bullshit at least 40% of that was complete left overs from the colons of anal tards (get it, anal, colon, tards, childish yes!) those guys were just lazy and wanted to tweet something that was trending, still, i don't want my blog to be full negative remarks about the default arranged marriage that is 'Clegameron' forgetting the main reason why people are ranting and raving about the laurel and hardy duo, and then update my facebook page saying: David Cameron is not fit for number 10 because he's a stupid and then go to bed feeling like 'MR SEX' while people read my update and say yeah, it's so true LOL :-)
SO HOW'S BOUT NEGATIVE REMARKS TIMES TEN ABOUT ALL POLITICIANS
MY NEW SECTION IS THE GUY'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING POLTICS
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| THE RAIN COMES FROM THE SKY: says Boris (above) with Ulrika Jonsson |
and this time i am focusing on the 2012 mayoral elections
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There has been blood, sweat and tears (dry eyes ken) this 2012 mayoral elections proberly because whoever wins will be fronting the city during the Olympics in july or because boris
really, really wants to continue playing with his scalectric track aka the streets of london and now ken wants his turn,
first things first, i am a labour man, so i will try not to be quintessentially biast in what i say
Second, Boris is a Torrie, making him the lilac to a wannabe tyrant
and third, i would make it my top priority that the London mayor and police commissioner come together so criminals don't stand a chance says the porcelain egg / mad men wannabe Brian Paddick, the lib dem who's promises change in policy even though it the same policies that Lib Dem Cleggy-boy set up
and finally fourth, there is much i need to say about the BNP beacuse thanks to a reavilling documentary on Channel Four last march by Keith Allen (thanks, dude) there isn't much to say except for this :
an extract from the London Elect magazine that was sent out around two weeks ago to everyone in London
Dear Londoner (good start?)
i've lived in the uk since 1989 (ok) i have worked with the bbc and commonwealth office (that's cool)
i am of italian decent, i guess makes me the most cosmopolitan candidate standing for london mayor in 2012 (.....o..k) i was outraged to find some immigrant communities (okay, watch it now) refusing to respect British people and there way of life so i joined the bnp because i want to preserve the traditions, freedoms and identity of the country that has been so good to me and my family (preserve the traditions? identity? bit dodgy, considering that he's technically a immigrant to this country) London is a diverse city and although there are some benefits (here come the bomb) Multiculturalism has clearly led to division and confrontation instead of integration. the shocking looting and rioting last august is a prime example for the failed policy (WHOA! that's a classic BNP Line, blame the Blacks, Muslims, Asians, Turks)
London needs a strong mayor, who is (you guessed it) Fair...(the word has lost all meaning) and decisive with the vision to make the great city of ours dynamic and safe and prosperous I AM THAT MAN! (bullshit) Vote for me and together we will make london a city to be proud of again (by kicking out the colored folk hu?)
Carlos Cortiglia, BNP Mayoral Candidate, Italian Clone Of Nick Griffin
To this Racist, pasta eating plonker (i can be racist too) multiculturalism was the key issue of 2011's Riots and not the shooting of Mark Duggen by police (non immigrant) or the fact that some people chanced the situation to grab a i-phone including non immigrant folk, no! it's was the colored dudes
anyway back on point!
there has been severe compertion between boris and ken, appearing on ITV Debate shows, question time and other various news show but the most intence one would have to be on LBC RADIO when ken wound boris up the boiling point of F-Bombs by when a caller phoned in a radio debate between the four elects, talking about Ken has found a legit way of income tax avodance, ken stated that boris also avoids tax by paying a privite company leaving boris red-faced and wanting to punch a hole in the wall,
later on as the four and chief of LBC radio headed to a elevator to go to a photoshoot on the roof, boris said : YOU FUCKING LIAR, STOP FUCKING LYING, nose to nose, any closer and they would become one
Paddick and Jones were said to of been back into a corner during the confrontation
then follows the highly uncomfortable photos that followed:
IT REALLY DOES SHOW HOW MUCH THEY HATE EACH OTHER
don't let this affect you when you vote, actually, do let it affect you, i wanted to show you the children of our monarchy who some how gain power (of sorts)
it's now may 3rd and these are the smucks we have to vote for
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| NICK GRIFFIN JUST BENT DOWN (a horrified paddick and clegg, above) |
and finally fourth, there is much i need to say about the BNP beacuse thanks to a reavilling documentary on Channel Four last march by Keith Allen (thanks, dude) there isn't much to say except for this :
an extract from the London Elect magazine that was sent out around two weeks ago to everyone in London
Dear Londoner (good start?)
i've lived in the uk since 1989 (ok) i have worked with the bbc and commonwealth office (that's cool)
i am of italian decent, i guess makes me the most cosmopolitan candidate standing for london mayor in 2012 (.....o..k) i was outraged to find some immigrant communities (okay, watch it now) refusing to respect British people and there way of life so i joined the bnp because i want to preserve the traditions, freedoms and identity of the country that has been so good to me and my family (preserve the traditions? identity? bit dodgy, considering that he's technically a immigrant to this country) London is a diverse city and although there are some benefits (here come the bomb) Multiculturalism has clearly led to division and confrontation instead of integration. the shocking looting and rioting last august is a prime example for the failed policy (WHOA! that's a classic BNP Line, blame the Blacks, Muslims, Asians, Turks)
London needs a strong mayor, who is (you guessed it) Fair...(the word has lost all meaning) and decisive with the vision to make the great city of ours dynamic and safe and prosperous I AM THAT MAN! (bullshit) Vote for me and together we will make london a city to be proud of again (by kicking out the colored folk hu?)
Carlos Cortiglia, BNP Mayoral Candidate, Italian Clone Of Nick Griffin
To this Racist, pasta eating plonker (i can be racist too) multiculturalism was the key issue of 2011's Riots and not the shooting of Mark Duggen by police (non immigrant) or the fact that some people chanced the situation to grab a i-phone including non immigrant folk, no! it's was the colored dudes
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| Sponsored By Dolmio Sauces, when's your dolmio day (Carlos, above) |
there has been severe compertion between boris and ken, appearing on ITV Debate shows, question time and other various news show but the most intence one would have to be on LBC RADIO when ken wound boris up the boiling point of F-Bombs by when a caller phoned in a radio debate between the four elects, talking about Ken has found a legit way of income tax avodance, ken stated that boris also avoids tax by paying a privite company leaving boris red-faced and wanting to punch a hole in the wall,
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| he's making me angry, he's not gonna like me when i'm angry |
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then follows the highly uncomfortable photos that followed:
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| Before Radio Debate (above) |
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| After Radio Debate (above and below and far below) |
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| Blowing off some steam (Boris doing a Forrest Gump with anger) |
don't let this affect you when you vote, actually, do let it affect you, i wanted to show you the children of our monarchy who some how gain power (of sorts)
it's now may 3rd and these are the smucks we have to vote for
Happy Voting!
SEE YA!
The Guy
VOTE 2012 on BBC
The Daily Politics 11:30am or 12 noon BBC TWO
Vote 2012 11:30pm on BBC ONE AND BBC NEWS 24
TO BE CONTINUED......
The Guy
VOTE 2012 on BBC
The Daily Politics 11:30am or 12 noon BBC TWO
Vote 2012 11:30pm on BBC ONE AND BBC NEWS 24
TO BE CONTINUED......
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